How I Survived a Chimpanzee Attack

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Bro, kill me
Comment from : Lord Martin

Who would want to live looking like these people do? Nobody would ever want to hire you for a job, do anything social with you, or even look at youbrThese stupid people deserve what they got for messing with wild killer animals
Comment from : Forward Drive

Yes, Huyaviki are very dangerous
Comment from : Roman Saakov

Shoot first, ask questions later
Comment from : Terry Fowler

More like human than you can ever imagine
Comment from : LA2ALASKA

If you can't beat them, join them
Comment from : Jib Berism

I don't think chimps are the only other animals that have warlike behavior Look at ants They go to war with each other all the time, and usually genocide the entire losing colony
Comment from : MandrakeMoorglade

NEVER HAVE A CHIMP AS A PET Did know one ever watch planet of the apes ?
Comment from : Bigpun

My question is , how do we get one to Justine Trudue as a pet ?
Comment from : Bigpun

The way i see it to be able to hold your own against a chimp you would need to:br- be as big a possible, a minimum of 80kg, ideally 90-95kg Not fat, in shapebr- trained and fought at least 3 times in mma to understand at least how a fight develops , although mma has rulesbr- the last aspect is the most important If a chimp attack is imminent and you cant escape, you need to be ferocious and accept you have to take the fight to him and you cant be defensive Unfortunately even if you are big and trained most people lost the ability to be ferocious and go for the kill, we have become soft Try to control his arms, Gouge his eyes, bite his face, spit in his face, elbow him in the face, headbut him, scratch his face and do it like you life will end in 1 minute brbrUnder the above context i think we have a good chance
Comment from : Anna Parker

this is why I think we should brutally kill all chimps
Comment from : seanp moreno

Well bad for the lady but also another innocent creature had to die because of human ignorance Chimps belong into the african jungle, not into zoos not into a circus, lab or whatever Most certainly they should not be kept as pets Just leave them alone and mind your own human bussines Some folks here say chimp are evil or one says they are war criminals What? Again just mind your own business This is the way these fascinating ceatures survived for millions of years, this is their way There is nothing good or bad about it
Comment from : Tark Gun

Im glad the narrator said they are brilliant Yes they are more clever than people give them credit for
Comment from : Fire in the Sky

These apes need to be left alone in their own habitat to get on with their lives All this happened because people keep taking them at pets
Comment from : Fire in the Sky

Survival isn't Always a Good Thing! Some Fates are Worse Than Death
Comment from : Jared Ekelman

The introduction score is disgusting Stock hard rock? Is this wally George?
Comment from : Rudy Chavez

Keep the cruel chimpanzees in the jungle! That monstrosity is too dangerous around humans
Comment from : Rudy Chavez

Travis did not recognise carla as she dyed her hair red Keep normal pets😮
Comment from : Trina Hayley

These animals are not our closest living relativesbrThey are simply animals, no closer to us than lions or tigersbrHumans are totally uniquebr"they use some primitive tools like sticks" - Many birds use tools, like the Woodpecker Finch when it uses a cactus spine to reach grubs, some mammals too like elephants bralso use toolsbrSorry but there are only humans and animals
Comment from : Mr Spock

All attacks occures in captivity ,not a single attack in wildlife ,so leave this creature alone
Comment from : Ronald Sahoo

MONKEYS AREN’T FUNNY!
Comment from : Steven Dolce

as long as baby chimps are available as pets
Comment from : Ursi Neuenschwander

I still chuckle at anyone thinking a human could beat an adult chimpanzee Unless you have a gun or a spear you are getting mauled son
Comment from : Barry Schalkwijk

Au USA c'est de la folie d'avoir un animal de compagnie sauvage certaines familles ont des félins comme les tigres 🐯, c'est dangereux un accident peut arriver alors un chimpanzé c'est être manger vivant les animaux sauvages doivent vivre dans leurs habitat naturel et non un zoo, ou par exemple dans une réserve dans son pays d'origine
Comment from : Khada dahi

She gave Travis the chimp Xanax, booze and Viagra for bathtime
Comment from : Ron Johnson

LEAVE THESE ANIMALS BE stay away FAR AWAY far as possible from them they will kill you for crying out loud
Comment from : Andrew Stidham

Step 1: Don't get close to chimpanzeesbrbrStep 2: If you get close to them, make peace with your God
Comment from : JUDGEMENT NUT NEVER END

These vicious primates can be dealt with using a 44 Magnum or a 223 round through the skull Sorry, but there is no way in hell that I'm going to be victimized in such a horrific fashion!
Comment from : Juan Rivera

I'd carry a gun - no two guns
Comment from : Don R Mueller, PhD

Chimp vs honey badger
Comment from : THE REVOLUTIONARY ESEIBIO (ECBO) THE AUTOMATIC

Chimps are aggressive, crazy, and unpredictable They are not pets, they are wild animals Have people not figured that out yet?
Comment from : The Last Days 1111

God I can’t imagine it
Comment from : ssǝuısnq LuNch

why dont we just put them all down???
Comment from : pophead

I think getting killed would be better than getting my face ripped off my a chimpanzee
Comment from : QuincyAnimates

Why not put a shock collar with a deadly voltage on them at all times I never got that
Comment from : Ravensnation92

This thumbnail is so damn fake
Comment from : Ante Pavić

3:10 bAlso, Attack is the Best Form of Defence, you can play football with it, your both legs can overpower its all 4 Limbs combined and if you're armed even with a stick you can increase your Hand damage and range by 10times, A Chimp can never beat you in Combat, you can pretty much overpower it with your size, strength Arms and Legs💀🗿/b
Comment from : Shital Sawant

bIf we were living in the wild instead of living in cities lazily we can tear those chimps apart in more horrible ways they can even imagine to do to us🗿💀/b
Comment from : Shital Sawant

Dumm sind die die dummes tun Selber schuld
Comment from : ein Paderborner

I never EVER want anything to do with chimps EVER
Comment from : YouFlatBro ?

WHAT HORRIBLE ADVICE TO WARD OFF A CHIMP ATTACK! You KILL that POS!
Comment from : Cannot Identify

Monke
Comment from : s

It’s just sad that this war crime animal is the closest related animal to us
Comment from : SirGoat459

This is why my concealed carry weapon of choice is a banana
Comment from : northerniltree

Who in their right mind would give a chimp zanax? That's pure bloody madness in itself!
Comment from : m666

The truth about the cop is that he shot travis and Travis went inside the house to his cage and died there
Comment from : Schatz Farms

Guys I promise u there is no how to survive against chimpanzeesYour at their mercy which 100 percent of times isn’t any
Comment from : Amadou Balde

The plastic surgeon said- "best I can do is make you look like John Malkovich "
Comment from : Chef Dan

I'ts funny when Chimps do this people saying that Wild Animal should never keep as a petsbrBut When the shitbulls killing more people they never say something like the Shitbulls should never keep as a pets 🤦
Comment from : yellow13foxtwo

I'd rather be dead
Comment from : Help_Me_Jebus

How are people in USA allowed these? Socially acceptable to bring out in public?
Comment from : Elizabeth Monsell

Pretty sure i could choke one out You must be pretty tame and weak if you cant fight of an ape And if you are suronded by more in their home ,suit yourself
Comment from : Eternal Slumber

Nope
Comment from : Agustin Salazar

Terrible Video!
Comment from : Mathis D Acquarica

This is Fake lies after lies
Comment from : Stern Gaz

Chimps are not pets and can't be tamed, they are very violent they are wild, they are unpredictable and can turn nasty in the blink of an eye gorillas and orangutans are totally different than chimps, as chimps don't seem to have any empathy were as gorillas do
Comment from : Likeawarriorchief

"If a chimp attacks you here's what you can do" Nothing You can literally do nothing but pray in that situation
Comment from : Chris Redfield

Chimp attacks are always targeted towards your face and hands, they know that you need these to survive
Comment from : AussieDude_OnYouTube

“ For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son , that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life”-John 3:16 br br“Therefore, son of man, say to your people, ‘If someone who is righteous disobeys, that person’s former righteousness will count for nothing And if someone who is wicked repents, that person’s former wickedness will not bring condemnation” -Ezekiel 33:12 br brTrust in Christ and he will make his home in your hearts (Ephesians 3:17) br brRepent while you still can brGod loves you :),
Comment from : Benny

Chimpansees are extremely violent
Comment from : the beast

Maybe people will start to understand that our "malice" is not something excusive to our speciesChips are pretty big fuckers that will almost everything we did in our story as the cvilized species of the planet
Comment from : Franco Pereyra

I was going to sub but don't like fake thumbnails, sorry
Comment from : olatron

The stabbing was justified by the police department, and later ruled that her friend did this in self defense in order to save Carla
Comment from : MrMarshmelloBoi /Sony Suarez #RoadTo1K

You will never see a black person experience this, because we have sense
Comment from : Maria Simone

Keep them in the wild and keep them away from people If I had my way I'd get rid of all of them!
Comment from : Hugh Bennett

Kill all chimps Been advacating chimp eradication for years Lol Seriouly tho they are disgusting animals
Comment from : Nicholas

I dont understand how ANYONE can find chimpanzees "cute" They are ugly, disgusting, loud, malformed and vicious Horrid creatures
Comment from : Göktuğ Kaya

Fk the chimps, that's one species I'd like to see go extinct
Comment from : youtube dweller #1178

Owner should be charged with this
Comment from : Laci Newcomb

Jon jones vs world's toughest chimp?
Comment from : Tim Michaud

This is the Guy Joe Rogan talked about 😳😳 Crazy story
Comment from : Marco

These are the followers of koba which Caesar warned us of 😂
Comment from : ARYAN KHAN

Don't know why people have them at pets they are not pets at all watch what a pack of these do to other animals in the jungle there vicious bigtime I don't like them at all there not the cute cuddley moneys people think they are
Comment from : Justin marks

Correction Neanderthals/certain whites, share 98 of chimp DNAbrbrThin LipsbrBig earsbrHairy bodies brbrHomosapiens are people from the African continent We have no Neanderthal DNA at all
Comment from : Faroh3K

i’d rather die
Comment from : Eugene Kaleb

Could be an attack of chimpanzee raid group be classified as war act?
Comment from : Hloh

I don't want anything to do with chimps, I would never allow one in my home They're probably more dangerous than wolves, I'd shoot on sight
Comment from : 00fordxlt

If you owned a few guard dogs they could probably take down a chimp if it attacked you
Comment from : Lucas Panto

How to actually survive a chimp attackbr1 Don't smile, but show your teeth clenched together with your lips relaxed Basically an awkward smilebr2 Don't try to look unthreatening or hide your hands, this will instigate them to rip your fingers off as well as eyes, face, lips, etcbr3 Don't turn your back but don't stay still Back away slowlybr4 Make it to a secure building or a body of water that you can cross, like a river (if it' surrounded by trees there's no point)br5 If you have to physically fight your best bet is sticking with kicking Don't get off your feet no matter whatbr6 Don't be loud (yelling or screaming)
Comment from : BlackBerry

How many times do those vile chimps have to prove they are dangerous wild animals If you want a pet, adopt a cat or dog Leave those disgusting wretched chimps in the jungle Why do people want one?? Theyre disgusting!! And they'll rip your face off No redeeming qualities
Comment from : James Smith

Too much s*** going on in this video
Comment from : Israel S Gonzalez

Freaking clickbait
Comment from : theoriginalbnude

why in the actual HELL would you have one as a pet literally why
Comment from : Kioko Koffin

Sounds like the snacks that needs to be brought back guy narrating this
Comment from : Jess Motley

Why using a burn victim's face in the thumbnail?
Comment from : guiguijol

dammn
Comment from : salih oyuncu

Keep knife or gun near you in any case Gun can save your life
Comment from : Stefan M

Chimps may be YOUR relatives, but they are not mine!
Comment from : rufus

I’ll never view them the same again 😢
Comment from : BuscandoTesoros

I’d blast a chimp straight to hell if it bit me, in two seconds, without care
Comment from : Christopher S

I'd love to fight a chimp to death
Comment from : Gislailson

Whats with the Stock Footage Story Time
Comment from : Vodka Simmons

I’ve always been terrified of chimpanzees lol, especially when at the zoo Funny enough, the same chimpanzees I was scared of threw poop at an old ladies face, search it up “John Ball Zoo Chimpanzee Grandma Poop”
Comment from : AngryNooblets

You don’t allow a chimp to do anything to you You fight back! You have to allow them to injure you Punch the chimp in the chin!
Comment from : Samuel J Forsythe

Funfact: Humans can't produce 100 unless they are in a life or death scenario and they get lucky That's when something called hysterical strength kicks in and humans are extremly strong A human under hysterical strength is 2x stronger than a chimp at full strength However, pretty much any other animal gets all of their adrenaline while humans usually only get to use about half of their adrenaline when they are in an exciting situation
Comment from : Papapashpash

We share the same amount of DNA with frogs and lettuce! Don’t go near them and they’re not pets but wild animals
Comment from : light

I would actually kms before they coukd kill me if i ever saw one There is no way you can be interested in these Whats so fascinating They tear and eat everything in their path
Comment from : ☆RENIKORE☆